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There are 108 Waiter jokes Jokes in this category.



Waiter my lunch is talking to me from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, my lunch is talking to me ! Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !

Waiter there is a fly in my from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor !

Waiter there is a fly in my from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!

Waiter there is a worm on my from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?

Waiter there is a spider drowning in from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup ! It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !

Waiter there is a maggot in my from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup ! Don't worry sir, he won't last long in there !

Waiter there is a cockroach on my from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak ! They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir !

Waiter theres a fly in my custard from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, there's a fly in my custard ! I'll fetch him a spoon sir !

Waiter is there soup on the menu from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, is there soup on the menu ? No, madam I wiped it off !

Waiter Waiter theres a fly in my from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream ! Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year !

Waiter Have you got frogs legs No from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
"Waiter ! Have you got frogs' legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way"

Q How many Waiters does it take from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiters eye

Waiter Why didnt you make all the from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter: Why didn't you make all the food on that long order? Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

Waiter Why are you taking so long from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order? Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

Waiter Im sorry to keep you waiting from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter: I'm sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon. Customer: What bait are you using?

Waiter Im sorry I spilled a glass from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter: I'm sorry I spilled a glass of water on you. Diner: That's all right. My suit is too large anyway.

Waiter If you know the food here from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy, why do you keep coming back? Customer: It reminds me of my ex-wife's cooking.

Waiter serving soup It looks like rain from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today. Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.

Patron Waiter why is there a spider from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies.

Patron This bread is staleWaiter It wasnt from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn't last week.



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